Kisah Pencuci Jalan dan Doktor

Assalamualaikummm!!

Cakk! Terkejuk ke? Aku taw la kau terkejuk punn (Johan tiru Eric Leong) hehe :P

Hmm, ap khabar semua? mudah2an sihat ye...kalau kurang sihat tue, jumpa doktor, mintak ubat, dan doa supaya ALLAH sembuhkan melalui usaha makan ubat tersebut

Nie nk share cerita...tak tau la cerita benar ke rekaan, but something to take as tauladan la...nama cerita nie, kisah pencuci jalan dan doktor...

Arakian diceritakan di zaman Merong Mahawangsa cewahh, haha, gurau2...okay, cerita nya berbunyi begini

Seorang doktor sedang menunggu rakannya di tepi jalan. Ketika menunggu kawannnya yang lama bebenor, ntah tak taw la buat pe, xde lak dikisahkan psl rakan dia :P , seorang pencuci jalan datang dan ingin menyapu sampah2 di tepi jalan tersebut.

Doktor yang peramah itu menyapa pencuci jalan tersebut. Doktor contoh nie hehe. Berikut adalah dialog di antara doktor tersebut dan pencuci jalan:

Doktor: Assalamualaikum pak cik (pencuci jalan tue lebih berumur dari doktor tersebut...doktor muda, bukan imam muda tauu :P)..sihat?
Pencuci jalan: Wa'alaikum salamm...alhamdulillah sihat...anak nie buat apa di sini?
Doktor: Ohh, saya tunggu kawan pak cik.Kawan taw, bukannya lawan mahupun girlfriend hehehe
Pencuci jalan: Oo ye ke...pak cik nak sapu sampah di sini, tak pe kann
Doktor: Oh boleh2...Sorry kacau pak cik...
Pencuci jalan: Takpe nakk...Bagus anak nie, berbudi bahsa orang nye...kerja ape nak?
Doktor: Kan budi bahasa itu budaya kita, macam lagu Siti Nurhaliza tue hehe...saya doktor pak cik...
Pencuci jalan: Oh doktor...Alhamdulillah...anak nie mesti pandai kann...bagus la kerja doktor nie...banyak jasa dan sumbangan kepada masyarakat...pak cik nie keje biasa je, cuci sampah kt jalan
Doktor: Eh, pak cik...jangan cakap macam tue...Setiap pekerjaan yang halal itu ada sumbangannya pada masyarakat...cuba pak cik bayangkan, tiada sesiapa pun yang jadi pencuci jalan...jalan2 dipenuhi sampah sarap, jadi tempat pembiakan tikus dan lipas...banyak penyakit dan wabak merebak sebab kotor sangat...banyak pesakit yg terpaksa dirawat sampai x cukup tempat di hospital dan tak menang tangan doktor2...last2 doktor sakit jiwa...haaa, x ke naya namanya

Itulah kisahnya antara doktor dan pencuci jalan tersebut...sebenarnya takde nak cakap pasal apa pun, cuma nak beritahu, tak kira apa pekerjaan kita, asalkan ia halal, ia bererti kita menyumbang kepada masyarakat, oleh itu, bekerjalah dgn ikhlas dan dgn niat kerana ALLAH swt...jangan la kita rasa rendah diri sebab kawan kita majistret ke, dokter ke, loyer ke, mahupun ahli muzik yang pakai t shirt n sluar track je boleh menang Anugerah Juara Lagu :P

Masalah mentaliti berlaku bila ada sesetengah orang rasa dia hebat sebab dia berjawatan tinggi, atau kerja professional dan sebagainya...seolah2 darjat mereka lebih tinggi...sebenarnya darjat seseorang itu tinggi atau rendahnya is based only n only on the level of their iman...so sama2 lah kita tingkatkan iman kita...jgn lah rs bongkak atau tinggi sebab semua pekerjaan yang halal itu dipandang mulia di sisi ALLAH swt :)

Comel kannn...budak kecik pun usaha nk solat...why not us? :)

Be proud of who you are and what you do...as long it is according to the syara' of Islam...janganla bangga jadi ketua samseng kampung pinang sebatang lakk...tue dh lari maksud dah tue hehe

Noe otai2 nie...hehehe...Pendekar Mastur ke Mustar? :P

Pada masa yang sama, Islam juga menggalakkan umatnya untuk menuntut ilmu dan bercita2 tinggi...so xdelah orang tue ckp, "oh, ak nk jadi pencuci jalan je la...halal gakk" or "ala, kerja ala kadar je cukup"...Islam itu menuntut umatnye menjadi umat contoh dan umat terbaik...sebab memang itu tempat kita, sebagai umat terunggul, yang menguasai ilmu dan melahirkan golongan yang cerdas mindanya dan cergas tubuhnya :)

Insya ALLAH tue je nak citer...kalau ad terkasar bahasa sy minta maaf le...almaklumle, lain orang lain pendapat...sy just sampaikan apa yg saya fikirkan...ap opinion sy...tue je

Wassalammm
-Muaz-

My birthday celebration by Muaz

Assalamualaikummmmm :)

Haa, apa khabar weihh? Mudah2an sihat lah selalu yeee

Kali ni giliran saya lak tulih blog. Duk tengok my sweetheart je post so saya pun post la sikit2.

Oke, nak cite pasal last week, 20 June 2012, marks my 25th year of being in this dunia yang sementara.  Pendek kata, birthday hehe. Punya la panjang berjela2 nak jelaskan :P

Selamat Ulang Tahunnnn :)

So, di hari birthday, saya rasa sangat teruja sebab habiskan masa dengan kekasih hati, bakal isteri yang tersayang ku, siapa lagi kalau bukan cik Fatin kita nie :)

FYI, saya ambik cuti offshore untuk my birthday celebration. Bukan ponteng keje okeee hehe :P

Pagi tu dari Putrajaya naik ERL ke KL Sentral. Pastu dari KL Sentral, ambik LRT ke Ampang Park. Masa nie, siap text my buah hati pengarang jantung, berapa harga tambang bas, etc sebab dah lama tak naik bas kat KL. Keluar je Ampang Park LRT, dah nampak Metro Bus. Ini lah kali pertama naik Metro Bas, jadi naik, tanya pegi lalu depan Risda ke tak, pemandu tu kata lalu, jadi tanya la nak bayar macam mana. Dia suruh duduk dulu. Rupe2nye, naik Metro Bus nie, still pakai conductor, macam era2 dulu la, terkejut gak sebab KL kot. Jadi duduk n bayar tambang bas kat konduktor.

Bas legend :)

Sampai kat Risda, call cik Fatin sayang nie. Masa call, ada la niat nak prank, kata dah terlepas tempat la, tak tahu kt mana dah, ingat Fatin nie boleh la kena tipu kan. Tapi dia dah bau awal2 dah, agaknya sebab dah biasa kena prank kot, tak caye tuu. So tak menjadi la nk prank my sweetheart nie hehe :P

And folks, orang kata kan, kalau kita jatuh cinta, orang yang kita sayang tu akan jadi orang yang paling cantik kt dunia nie. Gisele Bundchen mahupun Miranda Kerr malah Neelofa pun kalah. Cewahh. That's how I see my princess here. Even though dia pakai simple jeans and long sleeve t shirt, I think she was really pretty. Honest :)

Dari RISDA kami ke Pavillion. Kat Pavillion, kitorg tengok Madagascar. Well actually sebelum tu tak taw nk tengok ape, siap tanya abang kat kaunter tu lagi, apa filem yang best. But we go with Madagascar and it was really funny and enjoyable. Memang pecah perut la tengok citer nie. Dia pecah di dalam pecah, haaa macam citer Inception lak :P And my sweetheart yang belanja sbb I'm the birthday boy, segan oke orang belanja. X biasa orang belanja2 nie. Belanja orang la best :)

Tarattta ta ta...Afro Circus!! Best weihh movie nie...recommended! :)

Pas tengok wayang, kitorg pun proceed to go makan2. Kat tingkat bawah Pavi ada macam2 choices. Ada Carl's Junior,  Manhattan Fish Market, KFC, Pizza Hut etc. We settled with Manhattan Fish Market sebab kitorg x pernah makan kat sini. So nak rasa la kan. Nie pun cik Fatin yang baik lagi comel belanja. Adoi segannye.

Manhattan Fish Market...bila Man Bai dan Hattan bukak pasar ikan :P

Pas makan, kitorang pegi KLCC dengan berjalan kaki. Korang mesti macam, Oh My God! Jalan kaki dari Pavillion ke KLCC?? Haa, tenang kawan2. Ada pedestrian walkway. Air cond oke, tak panas, tak peluh. Jalan kejap je. Oh btw, masa nk ke pedestrian walkway nie, kitorang spot Tiz Zaqyah makan kat cafe outdoor kt Pavi nie. Mantap kan Pavi, artis2 selebriti lepak kat sini kot. Macam beverly hills Malaysia lak hehe :P

Sampai di KLCC, si Fatin sayang yang baik hati nie nak belikan hadiah lak.Adoii, baik sangat my sweetheart nie. We settle with a Padini shirt, and it was really beautiful. Dari KLCC, kami ke Risda, dan bakal mak mertuaku aka mak Fatin pun belanja gak. Dia belanja Secret Recipe. Fuiyoh memang kali nie celebration birthday paling best di abad ini. Oh, bakal mak mertuaku juga beriku baju Hard Rock Cafe Korea. Alhamdulillah, terima kasih mak cik. Semoga ALLAH memurahkan rezeki mak cik and Fatin. Aminnn.

Padini tuu...kalau up lagi jadi Berasni :P

Sorry kalau entry nie bosan ke apa, tapi I just want to share how much I am thankful to two of the most important persons in my life, my sweetheart Fatin and her mom, for giving me such a treat. May ALLAH bless the two of you. As for Fatin, I am really grateful to ALLAH for sending her to me. It is no secret lagi yang I really want to marry her sebab she's one in a billion. The thing about Fatin is, she's really a nice person. She's loyal, sweet and lovely. And she always think the best of her partner. For these, I really want to hold on to her and don't want to let her get away. Sebab kan, bila seseorang itu betul2 mencintai mu, jangan lepaskan dia pergi kerana untuk mencari cinta yang sama, adalah sangat sukar. Dengan Fatin, saya rasa dihargai dan disayangi, and I intend to keep her forever :)

Adikk (that's our nickname for each other, she called me abang :P),
I love you very much
I want to be your husband
Father of our kids
I want to spend the rest of my life with you
And I pray to ALLAH for these to come true
I thank ALLAH everyday
For sending you
One of the greatest present He gave to me :)

I love you and I pray we get married and stay until Jannah insya ALLAH :)

20 REASON WHY YOU ARE STILL SINGLE

Could your dating patterns be sabotaging your efforts to get off the singles’ bench? If you never make the first move or always date the wrong men, your dating style may need an overhaul. Here are 20 habits to ditch if you want to find love.

1. You always expect him to make the first move

Men know that they’re supposed to do the running, and they hate it. Being born male does not gift them with unassailable self-confidence. If you want a date, go and chat him up. He’ll be too delighted to reject you.

2. You think that eye contact is 'making a move.' No, it isn’t

'Go and chat him up,' we said. Not: 'stand there glancing at him every 20 minutes.' Eye contact, no matter how flirtatious you think it is, will not get you off the singles’ bench unless you accompany it with 'hello,' at the very least.

3. You play hard to get

If you want a man to be interested in you, be interested in him. It works, because all human beings are egomaniacs at heart. Treating ‘em mean only makes ‘em go and find someone else.

4. You don’t get it when you’re being asked out

If a handsome stranger asks, 'are you alright for a drink?', he is trying to ask you out. Don’t just nod, blush, and run away. If you find him attractive, accept his offer and strike up a conversation.

5. You’re still waiting for love at first sight

Lust at first sight happens all the time, but it ain’t love until you’ve shared a bathroom. Don’t wait around for that thunderbolt of first-glance love, because you’ll be waiting – and single – for a very long time indeed.

6. You’re too busy

All work and no play makes Jane a dull singleton. It may be tricky to find time for socialising and relationships, but your happiness (and health) will benefit if you strike a balance. Life is too short not to.

7. You stay in because you’ve got a zit

A zit that no man would ever notice, by the way.Stop allowing minor skin mess-ups to dictate your social life.

8. You wear too much make-up

The natural look is much more appealing to men than a trowelling of slap. Too much make-up makes you look desperate, and that’s never a good look when you’re trying to impress.

9. You keep mentioning your ex

Perhaps you were with them for years and they play a walk-on part in all your anecdotes, but you must break the ex-namecheck habit if you’re to impress a potential lover. Even a passing mention of your ex suggests that you haven’t moved on.

10. You keep interrupting

What women see as conversation, men often see as interruption. If you’re trying to impress a guy, bite your tongue. Indulge him. Let him finish his train of thought. You can teach him to converse properly once you know him better.

11. You talk about yourself too much

Prompt him to talk about himself. Make him feel like the most interesting man you’ve ever met. The more interesting you find him, the more interesting he’ll find you.

12. You moan about stuff that men couldn’t give a stuff about

You’ve had the day from hell in the office, where you hate your boss and your boss hates you. Moan about it to your mates in the pub after work, not to the guy you’ve met for a first date. If you do, you’ll end the date just as single as you started it.

13. You don’t want to break your diet

A tasty dessert shared with your date could seal the deal on your evening, and it’s unlikely to make a difference to your waistline unless you have a date every night this week. Don’t be a party pooper. You can make it up with a quick run tomorrow… or some other form of vigorous exercise.

14. You always expect him to pay

If he asks to split the bill, it doesn’t mean he’s not interested. Maybe he’s short of funds, or thinks it’s only fair that you go halves (in which case, he’s absolutely correct). If you throw a wobbler, you’re a high-street version of a gold-digger.

15. You ring him too soon after the first date

Calling a man on the way home from your first date will make you seem needy and clingy, and you will find yourself back at singlehood square one. A text message to say 'I had a great evening' is plenty to keep the ball rolling.

16. You don’t ring at all after the first date

Refusing to ring him at all is just playing hard to get. Once 24 hours have passed since the start of your date, ring him. If you get a brush-off, you can move on to the next guy.

17. You don’t return calls

Whoever told you to wait for five days (or whatever random number of days) before returning a phone call is an idiot. No man wants a stalker, but letting him know you’re interested is the way to win his heart.

18. You waste time with men you don’t fancy

Fear of being single often drives you to accept dates – and more dates – with men you don’t really fancy. Trouble is, while you’re wasting precious time with Mr OK-I-Suppose, you could be out finding Mr Right.

19. You waste time with toxic men

These are the men who pull you one minute and break your heart the next, leaving you feeling more single than ever. There’s the serial online dating addict who never takes his profile down; the self-esteem leech who can’t stop criticising; the rebounder who uses you as a cushion after his break-up… they’re out there in their millions. Avoid.

20. You’re too picky

If you have a very narrow idea of your 'ideal man', you may never find someone who lives up to your fantasy. Here’s a revolutionary idea: try a man who’s completely different from your ideal. You may end up surprised – and a lot less single.

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